The Bratty Serpent

THE BRATTY SERPENT WILL BE RESUMING OPPORATIONS JUNE 1ST, 2026!The Bratty Serpent
| Dynamis | Marilith | Mist | Ward 23| Plot 44 | Open Monday's | 6:00 PM CST to 11 PM CST |
Who doesn't love Dinner and a Show? Here at The Bratty Serpent we got Food, Drink, and a Fight Club! Just don't lose your dinner in the ring!Need some Wifi?
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Staff

Lucine Kazimir
Owner, Culinarian, In House Chirurgeon

Lux Naeuri
Lizzertender and Commentator

Ambrose
Shout Runner and Chronically Tired

Valiant Remnant
Buntender and Shoutrunner
Menu
All Food and drink combo Items are 10,000 Gil, Chips are free with unlimited refills all effects last 1 hour, Beverages are 5,000 Gil
Akasha's Ishgardian Tea and Pastries

Served with flower shaped almond mini croissants, Pirouline, chocolate chip cookies baked with love, and a slice of Cheesecake with fresh berry syrup and rolanberries on top. The drink included is Black Ishgardian tea along with milk, sugar, and honey on the side.Effect
This dish gives one the feelings of being well educated and upper class, it boosts your intelligence and the tea boosts your wisdom Don't know which fork to use at a fancy party? Now you do!~
Anise's Xibruq Pibil

Pork marinated, wrapped in banana leaves, and steamed in an earthen pot. Served with fresh pico de gallo on soft tortilla's with cilantro and lime rice. The drink that comes with it is freshly squeezed fruit juice.Effect
This dish gives one the feeling of hearth and home and the fruit juice gives the feeling of warm soft fuzzies and nostalgia. Giving you the effect of being well rested and well fed!
Ambrose's Eternal Flapjacks

"For some Sunday's are a holy day, but for my darling Shyn & I, it's Sunday breakfast with our resident Immortal, Ambrose. He'd described the recipe to have been available at every corner eatery when he was younger, and one bite of this absolutely divine dish will leave you yearning to have lived during such time. The first bite is deceptively simple, warm, with a buttery softness that just melts in your mouth. As you delve further, unlike most, the syrup doesn't dismantle the pancakes into a gooey mess, rather from start to finish, they retain their perfect, ageless taste. Leaving you wanting more with every bite." - A Testimony from Valiant Remnant about how damn delicious these pancakes are!Effect
The plate fills you to the brim & leaves you with a comfortable warmth from head to toe. The only thing you'd need after this is a soft bed & a pleasant evening listening to the rain as your stress and woes melt away.
Rosalie and Rosella's Big Ass Burger

If you wanna prove you're a respectable adult, you need a respectable adult burger! "And where is the cheese?!" I hear you ask! Well it's inside the patty, duh! Topped with pickles, lettuce, sautéed tomatoes, and caramelized sweet onions, plus you have your choice of sauce! Served with popoto wedges, and a soda of your choosing (we carry Kitty Kola, Dr. Healer, Mountain Gulg, and Kitty Kream).Effect
This meal boosts ones strength and vitality and the drink boosts your flexibility. Careful though the after effects can leave you feeling sluggish and tired, a food coma if you will! (And yes, you can eat this before you hop into my ring and you'll be given a single +1 to use for one roll, but no, you can't stack burgers for multiple +1's)
Lucine's Savory Girl Dinner

If there's one thing Lucine loves it's savory snacks so she's blessed us puny mortals with this monster: Seaweed wrapped tofu drowned in soy sauce, capers, kalamata and green olives, Shaaloani and Kugane style pickles, slow roasted peppers and tomatoes, kimchi, aged white and sharp cheddar squares, pita slices, and a huge pile of hummus in the middle. Share it with your friends or unhinge your jaw and and devour it whole like the eldritch abomination you are! Served with unlimited glasses of water cuz hooooo boy that's salty!Effect
This meal can pep you up and make you feel productive and focused! Have an essay that needs writing or a study cram session? ADHD ruining your life as usual? Eat this~
Luxy's Good Lux Babe!

For Luxy I wanted a dish as sweet and elegant as she is! Good Lux Babe comes with a Lemon and Blueberry cheesecake dome with a butterfly pea glaze and fresh cream and blueberries. Butterfly pea tea is served with this dish either iced with boba or hot. Both have a splash of milk and a spoonful of honey.Effect
This dish boosts your luck! Trying to win the jumbo Cackpot or even the mini ones? Can't get that perfect score on Airforce one? This dish has got you covered!
Mayumi's Green Tea Set

Perfectly chewy homemade dango, available in two flavors ! Mitarashi style: is glazed with melted sugar, popoto starch and soy sauce, perfect for a savory lover.And for someone who wants something a little more sweet we have the Anko style: dango covered in sweet red bean and honey. The drink included is Matcha served traditionally bitter or with a sweet twist that adds Vanilla syrup and a spoonful of honey.Effect
Depending on how you order each item has different effects! Mitarashi Style will help you sleep and the tradition Macha will help you feel calm and relaxed! As for the Anko style that will help you wake up and the sweet matcha will give you energy!
Sophia’s Lovey Dovey Sweetie Pie Breakfast for Dinner

The first ingredient is love of course! Sophia's dish includes a heart shaped red velvet waffle covered in fresh berries, chocolate chips, and a dollop of cream cheese. Sides are Sour gummy worms shaped like baccon, and sweet gummy worms shaped like eggs. Coffee, chocolate milk, or orange juice is included!Effect
Having trouble waking up? Now you Aren't! Sophia's dish is chock full of sugar, just be prepared to crash after an hour or so!
T’hera’s Protein Plate

Steak, Broccolini, mixed spring greens, mashed popoto's with a huge gravy boat, avocado, and two huge dodo eggs served on a bed of quinoa and jasmine rice this dish is bursting with protein and delicious flavor to restore your energy! The drinks included is orange soda!Effect
This one is perfect for adventurers of all kinds! Especially after a hard days work or training session! Packed full of protein to help you maintain those muscles!
Vandor's Thick, Juicy, Meaty, Gyoza and Shumai Plate






